1. fartgallery:

    Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand

    (via disagreed)

     

  2. You know what’s worse than slow internet?

    image

    (Source: fake-mermaid, via hotboyproblems)

     
  3. (Source: larvitarr, via loltias)

     

  4. thefaultinourunicorns:

    plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

    (via circumcising)

     

  5. allmonds:

    sluttyoliveoil:

    allmonds:

    stand:

    I

    I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

    i understand

    THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

    (via seedy)

     

  6. poryqon:

    even disney went through its xD phase

    image

    haha disney you are so random X3

    (via maths-sucks)

     
  7. deepthroatodile:

    relahvant:

    youtubersaremylifeline:

    the infamous uncut pizza at playlist live 2014

    so lohanthony is literally circular dough covered in tomato sauce and cheese

    i think he just means hes uncut

    (Source: awkward-lee, via dulect)

     
  8. officialalltimelow:

    pussy-sista:

    Meeting the idol.

    The dog is smiling for fucks sake

    (Source: theclearlydope, via pizza)

     

  9. jonasbrothers:

    cokeflow:

    Shrek came out 13 years ago

    I didn’t know shrek was gay

    (via moistbottom)

     
  10. flawfilled:

    RIP to all those who didn’t make it to 2014. And to those that did; I’m so, so proud of you.

    I didn’t even try to scroll past this

    (Source: andiwillshowyouselfdestruction, via broken-from-memories)